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Teachers Off Duty

12: THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING SOON! Let's get sentimental :D

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0

Okay, before we get started, I need to let you guys know what we just what we just witness in this studio. So

0:23.6

the past three episodes, we have been like on Rebecca, like you got to sit forward, you got to sit forward, you got to sit

0:31.8

and she goes every episode sitting back in my chair, she's like, hey, throw me a hoodie, I'll put it behind me so that I won't lean backwards in my chair. She puts it there, she goes, good.

0:44.9

Like, no, it doesn't work either. I'm trying another one, almost whips in the brain. I didn't know which one it goes. You know what, you think you about the fall and you step, you step and you try to break your face, but

1:01.5

I've been bullied. Okay, that's it. I mean, it's not a pivot heart. Breeze, Breeze is a survivor. So in my defense to make you guys feel bad. When I was in middle school, I broke part of my lower back.

1:30.5

She went, why? I got dressed so like, we were, we were, wait up, wait down. Well, so we were doing cheerleading and this is actually this can be a funny story because it's funny now, but we were like young, we were in sixth grade, we were learning how to do baskets, so they shot me up and they're like, whoa, that's so high. I was coming back down on the basketball court.

1:59.5

No, I'm never trusted. Oh yeah, I can I tell a funny story about cheerleading because I also was a cheerleader. No, listen, I was trying to was cheerleader. Okay. Yeah, I was a cheerleader. And I distinctly remembered, my junior year of high school like I was a gymnast for 13 years, so like, I could do backflips and stuff.

2:28.5

I'll be doing this, but I was scared to do them

2:31.2

on a gym floor.

2:32.3

I was like, I was like, no, no, don't make me do it.

2:37.0

And they're like, you got this, go, you got it.

2:39.6

And I'm like, I got it.

2:41.0

And then I started running.

2:42.5

I do my back lip.

2:44.0

Parkour.

2:45.1

Parkour.

2:46.7

Parkour, parkour, parkour.

2:48.5

Yeah, I did not parkour.

2:49.9

I jumped up.

2:51.2

I was in mid-flip.

2:53.3

And it wasn't high enough.

2:55.0

I landed on my knees in the middle of the court.

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