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The Snark Tank

#12: Surviving Aliens

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8860 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2020

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

How would we go about surviving an alien invasion? Do roaches count as animals?  And if so, do they deserve respect? Will Derrick win a date with Trisha Paytas? What are the perfect video game soundtracks to accompany everyday life? Would you let a man knock you out for $10,000? Should the Snark Tank have merch? WHO WILL MAKE IT! Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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0:00.0

Hey, look.

0:01.0

He's a little dead meme.

0:02.5

Fuck you.

0:03.0

Oh, me.

0:03.3

Oh, me.

0:04.0

Oh, me.

0:05.0

You think you can fuck with me.

0:06.0

What a hurry.

0:07.0

Fuck you.

0:08.0

Oh, me.

0:09.0

Um,

0:10.0

well,

0:11.0

well,

0:12.0

if it isn't you again,

0:14.0

welcome back to the Snark Tank podcast,

0:16.0

the only podcast that has, uh,

0:19.0

uh, minorities on it.

0:22.5

I'm not going to fact check that, though.

0:25.2

That's a bold statement, but probably.

0:26.4

But it's accurate.

0:27.9

It's damn there near it.

0:29.4

It's sad but true.

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