12: SpongeBob SquarePants: The Broadway Musical

MusicalSplaining

Lindsay Ellis and Kaveh Taherian

Arts, Comedy, Music

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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By popular demand, Lindsay and Kaveh take a (virtual) trip to a pineapple under the sea, where they give bottom-feeding theater critics a bad review and reminisce about the good ol' Virgin Megastore days. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Okay, everybody, welcome back to the musical splitting podcast. I am your non-New York Times best-selling author,
0:14.8	Kavittaharian, and just for the sake of contrast,
0:19.4	I am joined by an actual New York Times best-selling author amiss what's your name?
0:24.8	Maria Teherion.
0:26.7	Maria Teherion.
0:27.9	I don't know where that came.
0:29.2	It's early.
0:29.9	It's 11.30.
0:31.2	I can't 11. I can't be witty at this hour.
0:35.0	That's why you pay us. That's why you pay me the big bucks.
0:37.6	I'm here for the wit.
0:39.0	You're here for the ha-h a's.
0:41.1	Yeah, I hope you kept your receipt because you're going to want a refund for this.
0:45.8	I'm joined by Lindsay Ellis, who is getting caffeinated and excited about today's
0:50.8	episode because we're going to be talking about a certain sponged bobbed pants character which is which is what
0:59.6	the sponge bobbed square pants musical I'm sorry I'm like really distracted The Spongebob Square Pants Musical.
1:02.8	I'm sorry, I'm like really distracted because I was just like,
1:06.2	ooh, look, I got this thing in the mail for, well, it's a slur so I can't say it,
1:12.1	but it's a G's a slur so I can't say it but it's
1:13.8	gee slurs Persian grill that just opened here in long beach
1:17.6	woof
1:18.6	may want to think of some rebranding there but now I'm just really hungry so I'm looking at their
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