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When I was a kid I would just turn up and be like, listen, I would like to try ice hockey. So

get me all the shit. I went through every phase. I did fucking play football for ages,

Judo, like just all these sports that I would just land there. One day I'm like, you need to buy me a

fucking. Yeah, you need to buy me a Judo. If you go to do something, do you need all the shit to do it

first? Where do you sit with? Not if I really want to do it. I don't need everything. I just need

a little bit. I'm not into having everything I need for it. For example, I've a stand-up paddleboard

because I was like, I'll do paddleboarding. I was like, but I also want to kayak because that

would be quite good. So I need all the shit to kayak. I don't buy everything. I just buy enough to

get it, to get dumbed. If you look at my garage, it's like walking into a second hand to

just with all the activities. It's like, I like to be prepared for like if anybody wants to do

anything called Dylan. Dylan. Artry. Exactly. I know yesterday we were making beer. Do you

fancy a little bit of badminton this afternoon? Yeah, let me get my rackets straight out. Not literally

stills. Literally, there's everything in that garage to take part in almost any sport. And a guy

phoned me recently and he said something and he was like, we'll do this thing, but I can't do this

day because I've got to play squash that day. And I was like, player by squash? Do you? And he's

like, we should play. And I was like, okay, cool. I was like, you haven't played squash.

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