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animals. Enjoy. So I get very pissed off over small things very easily. Like small, like I'd

people message me, you probably get this all the time, like when are you coming to Dublin?

Mate, you've commented on a poster that shows me I was in Dublin three days ago. Yeah.

Read, like, like fucking stop. Never underestimate how sick most people are. Yeah.

What time does the eight o'clock show start? I don't know. Someone asked me could they bring a

BB to an SS issue. We can't get a babysitter, can we just bring the BB and set it at our fate?

No. And I was like, are you legally allowed to have this child?

Are you fucking mental? What if they're doing that to you? What if they're doing someone else?

Absolutely. People are out of the fuck. We need that child on a moral way.

Well, we... Like imagine, go out of the... You know, I'm definitely not Kevin Bridges,

but say you want to see Kevin Bridges, would you slide in the caves DMs and be like,

all right, mate, our dinner is booked for eight. Do you think we would be able to see the start

of the show? I'm like, are you talking from experience? I'm like, am I running your fucking night?

Are we working? Yeah. I would just block them. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

blocked them. Am I organizing my gig around you getting your fucking... Oh, mate, two-week

score. I'm in a takeaway in Belfast. I told you this. What? I'm walking to a takeaway in Belfast

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