# 12 - Open Tabs

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Today on Open Tabs I go through my internet search history and talk about lucky eye lashes, Roseanne, Pusha T/Drake beef, weird songs, and much more!

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0:00.0	This is my giant.
0:14.4	Roseanne Bar.
0:16.3	Whoa.
0:17.8	Clickbait.
0:19.3	Roseanne Bar, I'm not fucking talking about that at all.
0:23.5	Because there's only two ways to do it.
0:24.7	You either virtue signal say I'm not racist, which should be implied, everybody.
0:30.2	Are you the fan?
0:31.2	I'm a triathlon.
0:36.2	Bert Kreischer.
0:37.2	This is my show open tabs.
0:38.2	If you haven't seen it, this is where I just go to all the tabs I've opened during the weekend while I was on the road.
0:43.2	I'm looking at this thing right here.
0:44.2	It's my lucky eyelash in my eye.
0:46.2	And what is up with that, by the way?
0:49.2	Because my lucky eyelash?
0:50.2	I've never heard of that before.
0:52.2	I have a lucky eyelash.
0:53.2	I'll pull up some pictures so you can see them on...
0:58.2	Bert Kreischer.
1:00.2	So it's this lucky eyelash that's like three inches long and it hangs down.
1:06.2	So if you're listening to the podcast, you probably know that I have a lucky eyelash.
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