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No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 23 May 2014

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss urinating voles, the rules of cricket according to J.M. Barrie, and more...

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0:00.0	We run it on QI a few years ago.
0:01.6	Yeah.
0:02.1	Which was, there's no such thing as a fish.
0:04.3	You know the no such thing as a fish.
0:05.6	No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.
0:09.9	He says it, right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.
0:25.6	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,
0:29.2	a weekly QI podcast coming to you from our offices in Covent Garden.
0:33.2	My name is Dan Schreiber and the three other elves joining me today are James
0:36.4	Harkin, Energy Zensky and Annie Murray.
0:39.2	Once again, we're gathering around the microphone and we're going to share with each other
0:42.2	our favorite facts from the last seven days.
0:44.8	So in no particular order, we're the best things we found out this week.
0:49.9	James, we're going to start with you, fact number one.
0:52.0	Okay, my fact this week is if the new Godzilla existed,
0:56.6	it would produce 12.9 million gallons of urine a day.
1:00.8	That's more urine than the Exxon Valdez spilled oil.
1:04.2	How many times does Godzilla go a day?
1:06.8	That's not one bash, is it?
1:08.4	Well, some animals go all the time like voles, I think, just urinate the whole time.
1:12.9	Really? They're just consistently urinating?
1:14.8	Well, actually, you're consistently urinating, but it's,
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