Okay, if you've never heard of Mike Grease, let me tell you who he is.

He's written for National Lampoon.

He wrote several years for Johnny Carson on the tonight show.

He wrote Gary Sandling's show.

He wrote The Credit.

He wrote The Simpsons where he never once hired me to do a voice.

And here he is now, Mike Grease.

Hi, Gilbert Gottfried.

This Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast.

I'm here with my co-host, Frank Santopadre, who told me in the last podcast I didn't mention his name.

So I'm mentioning his name here.

And I said, well, I didn't mention your name because I really consider you a total load on the show.

And you're just like having weight around my ankles when I'm trying to...

That was my goal, really.

So I feel like I've accomplished something.

Yeah, like I'm trying to run track and you're just holding my ankles.

I do what I can.

I do my little part.

Okay.

Now tonight on the show, we have Mike Grease.

Now Mike Grease has been a writer on The Simpsons.

I show that's been on the air for like, you know, if you ended up like gun smoke and mesh,

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