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Luke And Sassy Scott

12. Luke's awkward AF apology to dad

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0945 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Last week Luke told a story from when we were kids about the time he said the most hurtful and brutal thing you could possibly say to someone... and it was to none other than our dad. This comment has stuck with him forever and the guilt has been eating him up inside ever since, so it was finally time for Luke to call dad to apologise for what he said. Does dad remember? Did it actually cut him deep at the time? This phone call unfolds to something so unbelievable.

When it comes to who is the badass and who is the goody two shoes out of the two of us, you'll be able to make an educated guess after hearing about the vastly different encounters we've each had with the police. One involves underage grand theft auto, and the other involves carrying lots of heavy school books.

We're starting a new game called 'Contact Casualties' - Scott hands his phone over to Luke where he blindly scrolls through Scott's contacts, stops on one, calls them without Scott knowing who it is, and he has to figure out who he's speaking to without asking the question point blank. Will it be the CEO of BP? Perhaps a cousin's ex girlfriend from a million years ago? Or will it be an old Grindr flame?

 

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

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0:00.0

A listener production.

0:04.0

production.

0:05.0

The Luke and Sassy Scott podcast acknowledges the traditional owners and custodians of the land in which we record this podcast.

0:11.0

The Ulicat Wallin Clan of the Bunwurang who are part of the

0:14.9

Kulin Nation. We pay our respects to our elders, past and present and extend our respect to

0:20.5

Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today.

0:23.2

Always was, always will be Aboriginal land.

0:26.0

Don't film me.

0:28.3

You are ridiculous.

0:29.3

Don't do that either.

0:30.3

I'm sick of you.

0:31.3

You're a nutcase.

0:32.3

I don't care, but. Look at you. You're a nutcase. I don't care but.

0:33.5

Look at you. He infuriates me as a human being.

0:36.5

Ahem, moor. Are you recording? Can I pick my nose?

0:41.5

Look! I'm sassassy, sassy. Scott.

0:46.4

Luke last week you dropped something which I thought was horrible and terrible.

0:53.0

Normally it's you dropping your guts.

0:55.0

You said something that you regret it,

0:57.0

you've regretted your whole life.

0:59.0

And other people shared their stories

1:01.0

of what they did as a child that they deeply regretted in their adult life.

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