Giving gifts fills me with joy, wrapping up each little toy, I so brightly ooh and awe,

now what do I get my brother-in-law?

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Dang-dong, happy birthday, Jesus.

Ah, yeah, dancers and prancers.

Welcome back to the 12 days of TCB.

I'm Brian Green.

This is the Ellen to my Clark.

Christenjoy, Haudley.

Best to you, Chrissy.

Best to you, Brian.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

Our marathon continues, Chrissy. I think we're doing very well. How are you holding up? It's a marathon, not a sprint. Are your lips chaped or anything? Do I need to get you some lipstick? Some chapstick. Do you need water, hydration? I've got that. A shit bag. Do you need anything? You know those marathoners? My eggnog. Oh, there you go. Do you have eggnong really in there?

I wish you did.

That'd be a lot. It'd be a lot cooler if you did, bro. You know those marathoners? They just shit on themselves. Yeah. I heard that. So I'm going to do that when we get to day number nine or ten. We'll just wear diapers. What's that? We'll just wear diapers. Listen, Don't knock it until you tried it. You know, there are a lot of people. This was a thing on, I forgot which show, the Stern show. So one of the guys there liked to go to a heavy metal concert. But he did not want to pee. He would drink a lot of beer. He did not want to go and pee and miss his favorite song. So he admitted on air that he would wear diapers. Now it's a thing. They are making diapers for concerts. Rock diapers? Rock, yes. Rock dick diker. Rock dick diapers. Is it like the same company as Liquid Death or something? It is. The guy, yes, the guy. Yeah, it's. Liquid death and then it's like, I don't know, in the spirit of Lemmy or something like that. Who knows? I saw the advertisement for it. It thought it was a joke, but it's not a joke. Listen, it's just an adult diaper with leather. With leather. Yes. You change out the diaper, then it's got a leather with a satanic cross on it like a leather

like a wrestling belt type thing but it's more of a thong with a satanic cross on the front of it oh you know

the six-sided pentagram or whatever it is whatever the satanists are into these days. Whatever the paganists are into these days. I'll have to recommend that sponsorship for Jeff to look into for the festival. Hey, listen, liquid death is a big... No, not liquid death. I know, but they're the company that I think made it as a joke, but now it's real. Now people are admitting that they wear diapers to concerts so they

don't miss out. Listen, in 2025, I have already planned to go to more concerts than I have in like

10 years total. I've bought tickets to so many concerts. And yeah, but I am at the age where even

if I don't drink a lot of beer, I might need the diapers just so I don't miss half the concert.

That's just part of what you deal with when you get my age.

When you're getting your bell rung four to five times a year, how many times does Jeff get his bell rung a year?

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