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The Commercial Break

12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Episode #659: We’re going through holiday favorites and least favorite…and also birds. Donate to the ASPCA The 12 (13) days of TCB continues The French Hen A pervert wrote the 12 fays of Christmas song Traditional Christmas songs Bryan’s rendition of Last Christmas The worst present you’ve ever received  A pasta pizza hut Christmas We’re all just doing our best The worst Christmas presents…according to whale.ca? The dollar store Rehab for Christmas Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'll be home for Christmas.

0:09.8

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:15.4

Lodd, barely.

0:18.8

Ah, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the 12 days of TCB. I'm Brian Greene. This is the Uncle Eddie Tomiress. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Here we are, yet again, in the studio, helping you through the holiday season. I don't know how. But there's in some way, shape, or form, I'm sure we're helping you through the holiday season? I don't know how, but there's in some way,

0:39.4

shape, or form, I'm sure we're helping you through the holiday season. Yeah. Well, I mean,

0:43.8

if people donate to our causes, then we're definitely helping. That's for sure. How else are we

0:48.0

helping? I don't know. We're just putting more, we're putting more downloads into the universe

0:51.7

for people to absorb. There you go.

0:55.4

Thanks for joining us.

0:59.2

Chrissy, do you know the origins of the 12 days?

1:04.0

By the way, we just figured out that the 12 days of TCV is actually 13 days of TCB,

1:06.0

since we don't know how to count on a calendar.

1:07.4

So you're getting an extra episode.

1:08.8

We'll actually be doing 13 days.

1:11.0

Halfway through the 12 days of Christmas,

1:17.6

we realize that it's 13 days of TCB. Do you know the origins of the song 12 days of Christmas?

1:24.2

No, I don't think that I do. I don't think I do either. Let's learn together. Let's get learned.

1:29.0

The best known English version was printed in the mirth without mischief,

1:32.2

a children's book published in London in the 1780s.

1:40.2

Something about the northern castle of Newcastle and the Tyne and the partridge and the pear tree and all that other stuff.

1:43.3

But here's the more important question.

1:46.6

Can you name the 12 days of Christmas?

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