0:00.0	They kept saying Los Angeles.
0:05.0	They're saying Los Angeles.
0:06.0	They're saying Los Angeles is carrying out their annual homeless count as 75,000 were sleeping on the streets in county on one given night last night.
0:15.9	They said in Los Angeles County,
0:17.4	Oh, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who,
0:19.5	but they found tunnels in Modesto.
0:22.4	No, that's here in Brooklyn. That's here in Brooklyn. Do you think they tunneled all the way to Modesto?
0:26.0	They're like, what do you think? Do you think we got to the top of that we're working on? We know how to dig.
0:30.0	Dude, these Jews went from Modesto, who? You build a tunnel?
0:34.0	You don't just stop, what am I stopping?
0:36.0	We're trying to go to China, but we stop them.
0:38.0	The desk, hello?
0:40.0	Dude, it's so funny that a Jew popped up like Bugs Bunny and he's like
0:43.2	should have taken a left in Albuquerque.
0:45.1	And then we back down. That's a guy coming through the great should have said.
0:48.9	It was very funny the way he came out of there.
0:50.9	Dude, it was just, it was like a very groundhog. It was just it was like very groundhogish.
0:53.0	It was pop back down. I wanted to go up, pop down, and then his hat to stay on the sewer.
0:57.6	You know what I mean?
0:58.6	And then a hand, and then a hand grab it down. But they said that these people were living in
1:05.0	a furnished caves on the bank of a river
1:08.2	20 feet below street level.
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