12 - Car Talk

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Stealing tractors, midnight joy rides, and what to do if you ever hydroplane down the highway.

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0:00.0	I'm a
0:02.0	ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
0:08.0	ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.6	which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:43.9	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:50.5	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:55.0	Cowboy Boys That's the song
0:57.1	She's the one
0:58.0	Short dicks
0:58.9	The opposite of a short dick
1:01.7	Would be a long skinny dick
1:03.7	Yeah
1:05.0	Why does it have to be skinny?
1:06.9	He could be long and fat
1:07.9	I mean
1:09.0	No man has all two.
1:13.6	Either I got a short fat dick or a long skinny dick.
1:17.5	Okay, cool.
1:18.8	Then there are those for, I mean, I'm talking about the endomorph and ectomorph.
1:24.0	Yeah.
1:25.0	And there are the average.
1:26.2	Which is the third one, the other body type that no one talks about because it's a buff guy and everyone hates him.
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