Hello, please don't skip this intro. I am using a voice box to communicate by a sound cloud.

I know that this isn't strange because my cousin called in on episode 10 to order a pizza and your

dick, your hardest dick, your're hot and balls as well.

Like my cousin, I have lost my vocal cords in a terrible accident.

I was making a big old fucking loaf of bread when ants crept into my mouth and ate my throat from the inside.

I lost my neck in the process. My chin is fused to my shoulders and I don't look right.

Oh no, it's astounding. I deserve to be expired.

In a ho. I deserve to be expired. Inahoe, I'm drunk off that rum in law cryox. I'm sick.

I'm sad and I'm sad and sad.

L cryox.

Want a large fucking peppy-rawny piza.

Justin, drop piza. A just Jast, Pepi Rani Pisa.

G-P-P-P-I-G-G-G-O-G-G-G-O-G-G-G-O-G-G-O-I-G-G-O-G-O-G-O-G-O-G-Oohh-Oohhoo,

I'm... Gohhoo-Ooh,

I'm... toward the end there that was truly majestic and beautiful. Oh I want

pepperoni piza to be my improv name. The cryox! The cryox. I'm a try

oh. I'm gonna try out. Oh, wow.

Wow,

Wow,

Wow,

Welcome to the Valley cast.

Really, pepperoni Pizz, uh, honestly might be my new rap name.

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