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The Valleycast

12 - A Wild Logan Paul Appears In Lee's Hometown, & Joe's Big Leap

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Joe takes a big leap into the valley, and we discuss the wild world of the Paul brothers after Logan is kicked out of Lee's hometown of Yosemite. As always, thank you to our patrons, who get this podcast hours after it's recorded, as well as the full video version, and don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel at http://youtube.com/thevalleyfolk as we begin to officially launch!

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0:00.0

Hello, please don't skip this intro. I am using a voice box to communicate by a sound cloud.

0:05.8

I know that this isn't strange because my cousin called in on episode 10 to order a pizza and your

0:10.9

dick, your hardest dick, your're hot and balls as well.

0:14.5

Like my cousin, I have lost my vocal cords in a terrible accident.

0:18.4

I was making a big old fucking loaf of bread when ants crept into my mouth and ate my throat from the inside.

0:24.0

I lost my neck in the process. My chin is fused to my shoulders and I don't look right.

0:29.0

Oh no, it's astounding. I deserve to be expired.

0:37.0

In a ho. I deserve to be expired. Inahoe, I'm drunk off that rum in law cryox. I'm sick.

0:38.0

I'm sad and I'm sad and sad.

0:39.0

L cryox.

0:40.0

Want a large fucking peppy-rawny piza.

0:42.0

Justin, drop piza. A just Jast, Pepi Rani Pisa.

0:44.0

G-P-P-P-I-G-G-G-O-G-G-G-O-G-G-G-O-G-G-O-I-G-G-O-G-O-G-O-G-O-G-Oohh-Oohhoo,

0:46.0

I'm... Gohhoo-Ooh,

0:46.0

I'm... toward the end there that was truly majestic and beautiful. Oh I want

0:55.1

pepperoni piza to be my improv name. The cryox! The cryox. I'm a try

1:01.2

oh. I'm gonna try out. Oh, wow.

1:04.0

Wow,

1:05.0

Wow,

1:07.0

Wow,

1:09.0

Welcome to the Valley cast.

1:12.0

Really, pepperoni Pizz, uh, honestly might be my new rap name.

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