The White House unveiled its Christmas decoration theme, a season of peace and light,

which is tough because Biden is always being told not to go towards the light.

Ah, see, uh, Joe Biden is dead jokes. It's, uh, kind of the TV people are coming for Joe Biden. Stay away from the light, Joe. Don't go toward the light.

Poor Joe. Poor, poor Joe. And then there's his wife.

How do we know that she's really his wife?

She's not a doctor.

So how do we know she's his wife?

Huh?

Anybody have any proof of that?

Did you see Dr. Jill was in gay Paris?

It's very gay, you know.

It's Paris.

It's in France, home of Pepe Lapeue, among others.

And Dr. Jill Biden was at the reopening of La Cathedral de Notre Dame in Paris, you know,

with the hunchback of Notre Dame, Quasimodo, and all that.

And there are pictures that looks like Dr. Jill Biden is kind of winking at Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is kind of next to Jill Biden.

And there's Donald Trump with Emmanuel Macron, Macron and Formage, and his schoolteacher

wife, flanking Donald Trump like he's the president to the United States, and then flanking the

First Lady of France, there's Dr. Jill Biden, who honestly in these photographs, is looking

over at Donald Trump like he's the quarterback and just won the high school football championship,

and she's a cheerleader

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