sucking down a carrot here. Yeah. If only there was a clock in the studio that told you how long we have left for you to eat. I'm not used to being here, man. I'm in my home studio, you know, fully chubbed. Ah. Who's watching Chloe? Well, now you're just rubbing it in my face. She's stained at my sisters. Yeah. I miss my girl.

I'll see her in a couple days. It sucks you can't take your dog everywhere. We just have this new puppy. The other two dogs, I'm fine just seeing them at home. Frank, I'm like, man, I can probably take Frank there. Isn't it always? He's going to bark at everybody. I did this with my dog too, like, because my dog's fairly new as well, where I'm just like, God, I just... My dog would be so good anywhere. Like, they wouldn't misbehave. Everyone would love them. And it's like, no, my dog's a terror. Like, my dog would ruin people's day. Yeah, I'm not dead. Yeah. She'd never flown before. She never freaking hard to attack.

No, I'm not a guy. She never a hard attack on a plane, right? Guy who takes his dog everywhere. And it's usually a bigger dog. Big dogs, yeah. You can't. Sitting in their lap and the truck as they're driving. Oh, I love that. I'm all about that. I drove by a dude who had two dogs in his lap driving the other day.

Yes.

They were smaller dogs, but still. I've never been that. If there's a dog in the car, they've got to be not on my lap if I'm driving. Were they like straddling him? Hang on. Riding like that. That's kind of weird Yeah it is

That'd be a weird way to ride with your dog

Straddling you

Big dog right

Okay

When I drove from Omaha to California

And then California back to Omaha

With my cat

I had her in the kennel

And sedated

Which did nothing

The only way she wouldn't meow

Is if she was on my lap.

And it was like the most miserable trip ever yet.

Who's on the phone?

Unfortunately, Christy was listening.

No, I was not listening.

I got this secondhand.

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