You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. Make your bed every day, which I don't do. Nope. Well, it's just me, and the bed's really nice. The blanket's pulled up pretty high anyway. It's about the same, you know? Today is make your bed day. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, today is National Make Your Bed Day.

So you make it once a year.

Once a year. That's fine.

I don't do that.

No.

Do they quote that, I don't know if he's a Ted talker or what he's the old military guy.

That stresses the importance of making your bed because it kind of kicks off your routine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It gets you in a groove, apparently.

It means you've accomplished something right away.

Well, once again.

First part of your day.

You both get, you guys, all three get out of bed and your wives are still laying there.

You're not going to seal her back up.

No.

Would be funny actually. You tuck her in as I believe in the room. Put her over her head to seal the whole bed up. I lift up the blanket to leave and the farts dissipated into the room. Plus I'd have to work in a couple of dogs. Right. Yeah. So, no, I don't make the bed when, but I often do when I wake up from a nap.

Yeah, I know I don't make the bed one. But I often do when I wake up from a nap.

I know I'm going to be back there. You talk it? You talk it and everything? Oh, yeah. Or you just pull it up. Oh, I just pull it up because, you know, I'm not sleeping very long. So I don't thrash a lot during the 45 minutes a nap. Except when you masturbate.

Yeah, yeah.

But, you know, I saved the thrashing for the evening.

Yeah.

...