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We talked about tattoos yesterday.

This is taking it to the next level here.

It's a couple of lesbians.

They got magnets under their skin.

Oh.

So when they get close to each other, they just stick to each other.

How strong are the magnets?

I'm reading the article here.

It doesn't say where they implanted it. I'm thinking maybe just in both, probably just their nipples and these. I think we've talked about this before, these implant things. I think the one picture I saw people had it, they had them like implanted in their wrists. So when they held hands, you know, they just. It looks like that. There's a hand picture here. Yeah, they're showing. I'm sorry. Yeah, it is in their nipples, which I think they should be their nipples. Why not? Because they're gay, the nipples just kind of attract each other. Yeah, it's right by the wrist. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a little magnet in their skin, you know.

Well, do they stick to the fridge?

Good question.

Yeah.

Oh, like a letterman throwing himself on the Velcro.

Yeah.

If it's a magnet, you can't have just like one magnet that's only attracted to another magnet.

That's true.

Yeah.

It's got to be attracted to other magnets. You just keep your spare change on's true. Yeah. That's true. It's got to be attracted to other magnets.

You just keep your spare change on your wrist.

I don't think change is attracted to magnets.

Magnetic.

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