12/30 4-3 Jet Skis and Paddleboards
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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I fell off that paddleboard SO MANY times!
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:12.6 | Dude jumped off a cruise ship and they just arrested them. |
| 0:15.6 | I guess you're not allowed to do that. |
| 0:16.5 | I don't just feel like it. |
| 0:17.8 | Well, he was in the water? |
| 0:19.2 | By the way, the nurse who performed the CPR on the raccoon drunk on the peach moonshine, |
| 0:24.4 | she should have been our hero of the day. |
| 0:26.2 | Yes, the hero, the top daughter's hero of the day. |
| 0:29.1 | They love the hero of the day. |
| 0:32.9 | The audience loves the hero of the day bit, and we should have designated that as such. |
| 0:37.1 | So the hero of the day was a nurse who. Kentucky nurse, yeah. Her name was the... It was like a drink. Baby raccoon. Yep. A drunk baby raccoon. There's a video of it, too, by the way. Eating a bunch of fermented peaches and fell into a pond. Misty Combs. And Dr. |
| 0:54.4 | Registered nurse from Kentucky is the hero. |
| 0:56.9 | Todd and Tyler's hero of the day. |
| 0:58.9 | She gets nothing. |
| 0:59.8 | She gave a CPR to a drunk raccoon to save it for the mom. |
| 1:05.0 | Because the other one, obviously, mom lost the other one. |
| 1:07.3 | Right. |
| 1:07.8 | Mom was freaking out. |
| 1:09.0 | Yep. |
| 1:09.6 | And then she noticed the mom freaking out. And then noticed the drunk baby. Right. Mom was freaking out. Yep. And then she noticed the mom freaking out. |
| 1:11.5 | And then noticed the drunk baby. |
| 1:26.3 | Faced down in the dumpster. Two up. No, one was face down dead. The other one was laying there and they got that one out. No, the one that she gave CPR was the one that was faced down in the water. But there were two, one of them's dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. one of them did make it. |
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