12/30 2-3 Lies Mom Told 2

Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

News, Sports

4.7 • 819 Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

I mean, REEEEEEEAL creative!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Stream the show live every morning.
0:17.7	Click over to TNTRadioempire.com and fire up the earbuds.
0:22.1	This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.
0:25.0	I totally understood you opening up an umbrella in the house was bad luck.
0:30.3	But I didn't hear it.
0:31.1	Don't open your umbrella inside or your mommy will die.
0:34.7	What?
0:35.2	Somebody said that's what they used to hear.
0:36.8	Oh, is that step on a crack?
0:38.8	Break your brother's back?
0:39.6	Yeah.
0:39.6	Yeah, you're not supposed to open an umbrella inside.
0:43.1	It's bad luck, blah, blah, blah.
0:44.7	Yeah.
0:45.9	This is the ultimate guide to bizarre lies your mom told you.
0:50.7	If you look at the microwave while it's unusual, you'll go blind.
0:53.3	Or what do you care if somebody looks at what microwave for? Yeah. It's a mom just tired of their kids staring at the microwave? Yeah, that's probably it, right, yeah. Amy out of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, was told, if I don't stop crying, my head would fall off and laugh at me. Wow. What that? That mom's a cruel bitch, yeah. Don't stop crying. will laugh at me. Wow. That mom's a cruel bitch. Yeah.
1:12.3	Don't stop crying.
1:13.5	We'll laugh at me.
1:14.6	My head will fall off.
1:16.2	Stop crying.
1:17.2	Lives in Newfoundland.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Todd n Tyler, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Todd n Tyler and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.