The Admiral is out for her morning walk with Alfie.

Good morning, William. Where's your fairy friend today?

Curled up at home, I'm afraid. He's not feeling himself.

Yes, Alfie, it is a worry.

You don't say, a 24-hour vet line?

Wow.

With Admiral Pet Insurance, you get Poor Squad, which means impartial advice from vets on speed dial.

And if you cover more than one pet on our multi-pet policy, you get a 15% discount.

Admiral, always looking out for you.

These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Pupy.

Written by Ben Errington

Narrated by Josh Curran

Joshua knew that he had to stash the money somewhere it could never be found.

He wasn't worried about his associates, the boys he had been stupid enough to call his friends.

They didn't have the presence of mine to look anywhere other than under a floorboard, behind a couch or inside a mattress.

He wasn't even worried about the cops.

He knew that if they came knocking, he could talk his way out of trouble, as he nearly always did.

It was his father, the strict man who ruled his household, who he knew he had to hide it from.

The man who would smell a rat just by looking at the way Joshua was standing.

He had a bizarre knack for that, and was right almost every time.

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