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This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

Heather Jones with us, her and Rachel and Austin, Anderson, and Nick Allen,

all do sets at the live show Friday night at the Admiral.

Starts at 7 o'clock. Still some seats available at E-Ticks.com. Todd and Tyler's Triple Expoist Live. It's going to be a good party. A couple podcasts, some stand-up comedy. Anal-beed tug-of-war. No, that catch. Oh, that's right. Jim sucks in over that.

Well, you said, if I can't be involved, I'm not going to do it.

If I get drunk enough, I'll do the anal-beet tuggle war by myself.

It'll be your arm against your butt.

That alone should sell something. You get a bit in your mouth.

Yeah, I haven't got the logistics figured out yet.

Tickle-A-R-Tons.

I like that.

Put a bead in your mouth and run it through your back into your butt.

Right.

Then just throw your head back.

Todd's drunk.

There's a snake in my boots just every time you pull it.

It's a line from Toy Story.

Every time you pull it. All right a line from Toy Story. Every time you pull it.

All right.

So I don't understand why they have garlic mouthwash.

Oh.

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