Garage Logic, broadcasting live from the office of the mayor above the boat house on the east shore of Spoon Lake.

Featuring the Rookie on Production, Chris Revers, Vice President of Social Media, and John Heighten the newsroom.

Now the Fireworks Commissioner, Flashlight King, and Keeper of Common Sense, your mayor, Joe Sushire.

Full staff today, full staff, ah!

Johnny Height? Uh, nope.

Rook? Uh, nope.

Well Kenny was traffic.

Nope. Huh? Uh, what about the weather? Uh, Roycee?

Nope. Huh. About the estates, sir.

Is it at the estate? I believe so. Uh, weather.

50-50.

We're gonna roll the dice. It's zero right now.

I wanna congratulate the men and women of the Garage Logic Public Works Department.

Oh. The, uh, the plowing has been magnificent. Magnificent.

The streets and Garage Logic are drivable.

I'd say how is everybody, but there's nobody here. It's just me and you, bruh.

We're light on management today. You know, um, I always say that, uh, one of the reasons I enjoy working holiday week.

Sure. Um, the roads, you know, there's less traffic.

Oh, there's nothing out there. No school buses.

But the, uh, the weather has changed that a bit. It, it takes a little bit longer to get there.

Oh, no, no, no. But, you know, what will be our, uh, Anna from Automita. Yeah.

She says she has a heated bird bath in her yard. And on Christmas day, a squirrel,

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