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You're telling us off the air.

Well, shit, all I heard this, because you guys were talking,

and I just heard, you just changed you, Nick, you said, you go,

I didn't know there was a hole in my fanny pack, so I got to hear the rest.

That's all I heard. That's all I heard. Okay, this sounds funny. So what happened? I've been running downtown. Jogging. On purpose. I've been sprinting downtown. Okay, cool. I know. We've seen you around the golf course. You always run into the woods and get a ball for some reason.

I've been slowly trotting. Okay. Of course, what do you think are running? Running is dumb. Yeah. I mean, I agree now. But do it why you can, man. Because eventually someday you won't be able to run. But I'm a running. Those days will come quicker. Yeah. Is you guys saying you don't want to go on a run with me?

I can't run anymore.

Absolutely want to go on a run with me? I can't run anymore. Absolutely what I'm saying. I would, but I was younger. I'd run with you, yeah. But go ahead. So I never know where to put everything. So I have this old fishing fanny pack that I found. And I was like, phone keys. I had headphones.

The whole works. I get it.

I ran a few miles. I let the traffic dictate.

I went down by the stadium all around.

I get back. No keys.

My keys are gone.

Oh.

And my pocket was unzipped.

Like, I didn't know in the time. So I thought they came out of my zipper. Right. Lost the keys, had to get all new keys, spent $60 on a scooter trying to find them. Go out the next day. I'm like, got it. I would show you retraced your route, right? Yeah, couldn't find them. the city here because like a lot of cities they have those scooters you just put your card in and run around

well the first time there's something I would show you retraced your route, right? Yeah, couldn't find them. Because in the city here, because like a lot of cities, they have those scooters.

You just put your card in and run around.

Well, the first step this happened would we go down to Kansas? Yeah. We were going down to hundreds of... And that happened a week later. Because guess what? I didn't have my fanny pack unzipped. It was zipped. There was just a hole in the scene.

So the keys flew out and you backtracked in the scooter still couldn't find it.

No.

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