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Corey, I used to travel for work for sales. I stopped in Miami at a Cuban coffee place.

They asked me how I wanted the coffee as far as strength.

Being the gringo, I was.

I asked for the strongest.

The people I was doing the sales pitch with

thought I did a ton of blow before my pitch to them.

But I still closed the deal.

Did it make his teeth grind, no?

That's some caffeine.

Cocaine makes a teeth grind, you know. So, if you don't blow, don't do blow kids. The Cuban coffee, a little more powerful than your 75 milligrams a cup. Never been to Cuba. Yeah. Is espresso more than 75 milligrams a cup. Oh, yeah. So, it's stronger than regular coffee.. It feels like it is. Yeah, it totally is. I don't know what it's got to be. That's why the people drink it, you know. It's why they add espresso just, it's like an extra shot of jacked up, you know. Larry says, a doctor told my grandmother-in-law to quit coffee at 86 years old. Why? She switched to Mellow Yellow, lived to 96, and played video games until she was 94.

Because she was jacked up, that's right.

Yeah.

Mellow Yellow's got caffeine.

Why'd she not as much as coffee, I guess, right? Not as much as coffee.

All right.

Yeah, it says a typical shot of Cuban coffee, a shot.

So we're talking to, you know, maybe two ounces.

Right, right.

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