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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

12-26-16 | This Past Weekend #2

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.728K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2016

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Theo talks George Michael's death. Fck all news. Visiting his childhood neighborhood. Kickball with pediofiles. School bus erections. And how Christmas was.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, guys. It's Monday, December 26th. Today after Christmas, that's George

0:20.7

Michael. That's George Michael right there, guys. Remember that one, huh?

0:27.6

What's your sex?

0:46.8

Oh, man. George Michael, dead at 53. I think it is. Good morning, guys. It's this

0:55.2

past weekend, December 26th, Monday. Sad to see that, man. That made me, how are you feeling?

1:05.5

How do you feel about it? Did it hit you? You know, different celebrities, different, you

1:10.9

know, musicians, especially they hit you. You're not expecting it. Like, Prince, yeah,

1:18.1

Prince, obviously, like, amazing, you know, once in a lifetime type of entertainer. But I didn't

1:26.4

realize George Michael, I started getting all these thoughts and feelings. I used to listen to him

1:31.8

on the school bus. I remember that was one of the first songs that I heard, man. It was George

1:38.4

Michael on the school bus right there. And I remember that song when it came on, I felt, you

1:53.6

know, I'd be on the school bus and honestly, I'd be a little bit erect. You know, as young and I was

1:58.7

spry and real sprung in the veins and I was getting erect on the school bus listening to George

2:05.4

Michael and I felt ashamed. I remember feeling ashamed. Like, what do you do in your little

2:11.5

center, you know, and that song would come on. I want you to sax and look at the girl sitting across

2:18.0

from me, you know, some, some frumpet, a little muppet, girl kind of rubin-esque, you know, thick and

2:28.8

just just a pale girl I remember and big sun on big sunglasses. She needed eye glasses, but her

2:37.9

parents couldn't afford them I get and so they gave her sunglasses. I'm like, Jesus, that's,

2:43.2

I don't think that's an accurate replacement, you know, I mean, she basically looks like she's

2:48.1

in the witness protection program. Now, not only is her vision bad, but, you know, but she looks like

2:54.9

a California raisin. Anyway, but I remember that song, I want you to sax. And I just remember just

3:04.3

pushing myself up against the window, just scared to even look around and I remember making eye

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