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12/25 3-2 Lies Parents Tell

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Todd n Tyler

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4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:34.7

This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

0:40.2

We're all parents, and we'll see if you think some of these are a weird way to parent people, parent kids.

0:46.5

I think some of these are okay.

0:48.3

I don't think any of us ever did this.

0:51.9

I'm breastfeeding my kids until they can wean themselves off of it. I was breastfed until I was four. Yo. Just because you're supposed to do something society doesn't mean it's best biologically. So I don't think I wasn't breastfed, but, and we didn't breastfeed. I don't know what the cutoff point is supposed to be. I think what the kid could be like, hey, mom, bring that teed over here. Right, right, right. Good job, Nick. Oh, thanks. Bring that teet over here, mom. This one is brutal, and I can say this now because there's no school yet, so kids aren't in in a car this lady doesn't lie to her kids that

1:29.3

means never never did santa never did the tooth fairy never did the easter bunny or any

1:34.8

mythical creatures i don't tell white lies to get them out of something inconvenient if they ask

1:40.2

a question i and i don't know the answer to i admit that i don't't know. Okay, when I get that? So my mom was an habitual liar growing up, but I was constantly hurt by finding out things that she said weren't true. Come on, Santa Claus, tooth fairy and Easter bunny are not going to harm a kid as they get older. I wanted to do that with our kids. Which one? Tell them the truth? All of them, yeah. Just because I remember, like, I believed in Santa Claus way longer than I should have. That was going to you, man. Well, I believe, but I believe that it because my mom told me it was real. Yeah. How old, though? Sixth grade. How old? I was, I believed in Santa Claus and I thought it was in sixth grade. I do a joke about it. I think it's why I'm not religious,

2:20.3

because the church we went to, it was the year after that, they're like, oh, it's confirmation time. They're like, it's actually Jesus. I'm like, man, you, I just got over this other dude. I'm not, no, we're not doing this. Yeah, but you couldn't See, that happened to you though That doesn't mean it should happen to your kids

2:36.1

No, and then not doing this. Yeah, but you couldn't see, that happened to you, though. That doesn't mean it should happen to your kids. No, and then we never really even let them know about what the deal was with that. They just kind of figured out on their own. All kids figured out by themselves. You start hearing whispers, your buddy might know. Now, I don't think you tell a kid too young. I remember my daughter was two years older than my son, and he believed another year or two, and she was cool. She didn't blow it for him, you know. But, like, I don't think they're just harmless things. Kids love Santa, kids love the two-thirds. Oh, no, some fourth grader blabbed when I was in first grade and ruined it all for me.

3:07.8

Yeah.

3:08.1

I heard kids, everybody around was saying he wasn't real. Sixth grade, man. Did you fight him? You didn't believe it? Well, no, I was just like, well, I'd ask mom, and she'd be like, no, he's real. I'm like, okay. Your mom lied to you. Santa Claus is real and your dad's straight. These are things you need to believe.

3:25.7

Perfect.

3:27.6

Our whole Santa Claus is real and your dad's straight. These are things you need to believe.

3:26.3

Perfect.

3:30.0

Our home is built on a very solid foundation.

3:33.9

And your dad is straight. One thing I wish I would have done differently dark kids was they were

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