This is Garage Logic Podcast number 69. It's Christmas Eve Day 2018. December 24th, it was 31 below

back in 1872 when they were wrapped in horsehair blankets. And it was 47 degrees on this day in 1909.

We are brought to you by Fred Alonies, Ace Hardware stores.

And now from the mayor's office, I want to give you a hug.

Of the boat house on the east shore of S.C.A.R.A.R.L.A.R.L.G. with rookie on production, Chris Reaver's

director of social media, John Hyde in the newsroom, and occasionally Kenny from the

Krabby Coffee Shop. Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner, and keeper of common sense.

Your mayor, Joe Sincere.

Guys, you know what I saw on the network news last night? What did you see?

Hollywood is buying up podcasts and turning them into movies. And I, I mentioned to the C.P.

I mentioned to the C.P. I think Garage Logic would be one hell of a movie. And of course I was met with

Derision. Who would play you? Matthew McCannney.

Or Jeff Bridges. One of the two. All Bridges would be good. Bridges would make a wonderful

mayor of Garage Logic. By the way, I don't like this mic. By the way, there's two performances today

by the Garage Logic Wives Choir. At 4 p.m., the Choir will be appearing at We Don't Know That Park.

That's right off Needle Knowers Avenue on the, on the, what's sure would that be?

The South Shore of Hello, Hello Lake. That is a 4 p.m.

Before, are you going to that one, John, or the later one?

I think I'll go to the later one.

Well, at 8 p.m., the Garage Logic Wives Choir will be at the Gzibo at the foot of Kermudgen Street

near the mayor's office. And the special event tonight, I gotta think there'll be a big turnout

in town for this. They're going to do a rendition of baby as cold outside with the Garage Logic

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