Tomorrow we'll be celebrating Festivist, you know, the made-up Seinfeld holiday, but in that we will be talking about a lot of the waste, ridiculous crazy things.

For example, $600,000 to discuss why there are microaggressions among obese Latin X. What does that even mean? Even Latin American people think

Latin X is a stupid term. These are people who can't figure out their gender, Latin X, who are

fat, who are having microaggressions against you. This is the insanity. This is why we can't rest

until we cut spending.

I'm sitting here trying to diagram the sentence about the microaggressions among obese Latin X and how much of my tax money went there.

It's astounding.

Welcome to Monday on the Chris Plant Show.

It's Mike Opelka in for my regularly scheduled holiday fill-in for my buddy Chris.

And trying to cover everything.

Boy, Rand Paul, he's going to have a new team of Avengers.

He's always going after the waste, fraud, and abuse, but now he's got Elon, he's got Vivek. He has Joni Ernst, the senator from Iowa jumping on board, and there even maybe a couple of Democrats.

So happy Festivus to you. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Of course, Festivus isn't a real thing. It was just a little bit of comedy from Seinfeld back in the day.

But there will be somebody who will get the festivist

poll out of the crawl space and commence to the airing of the grievances.

And I do have a lot of problems with some of you people that I will share with you.

Most of the people that I have problems with happen to be Democrats or members of the far left side of the mainstream media.

Wowy Zowie. So many things going on. Yes, we will get to Donald Trump.

It's incredible speech at the Turning Point event this weekend. And Tom Homan knocked it out of the park.

And Matt Gates knocked it out of the park. But it feels like New York City and the feds are trying to turn this killer who's,

I just don't want to say the names of people who commit crimes for what feels like an attention grabbing thing.

And this Luigi guy, I'm not going to say his last name,

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