President Trump claimed in his speech that for the past seven months, there have been

zero illegal aliens allowed into the country.

Zero?

I just got a lap dance from two last night.

Michael Chey on Saturday Night Live, trying to make fun of sex workers.

Yeah, a rather interesting take on things.

I watched SNL.

I have to tell you, there was one sketch.

One sketch, it's very visual, so we can't obviously play any of it.

But it was a re-imaging of Home Alone as a horror film.

Actually, kind of funny.

Very funny and bloody at the same time.

Things you don't often put together unless you're watching Monty Python.

Well, it's Monday, Michael Pelka in for my buddy, Chris Plant, and trying to get to everything.

There seems to be news bubbling up all over the place.

Of course, we're watching the story of the Venezuelan tankers that the U.S. military grabbed another one over the weekend.

Reportedly we are shadowing or chasing another tanker

that we believe is carrying sanctioned oil.

The Venezuelans say, oh, no, no, no, no.

We would never do that.

We would never, never violate the oil sanctions.

Sure.

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