And now, a holiday message from the President of the United States.

Ho, ho, ho, ho. Yes, we've added a fourth, oh.

Biden only had three. We added a fourth. But we have to be vigilant this Christmas as Americans.

As you know, Arctic immigrants are coming in through our chimneys and stealing our milk and

cookies. I think that's where North Pole is, Arctic. We'll be looking into that. We're going to look

into that. There were occasional chuckles chuckles during SNL this weekend. Occasional. Okay, rare.

But there were some funny ones. And welcome to Monday on the

Chris Plant Show. The holiday edition, Michael Pelka in for my friend Chris Plant.

Honored to be here, thrilled to be here, as always, the Christmas show

from S&L.

That means they're not going to be back until

sometime next year.

And there were, I think,

two moments I actually chuckled

during the show, but the

gentleman who does the Trump impression, I guess his job is safe for three more years because they tend to start the show with some sort of D.C. commentary that slams the president, and then they move on to other things, which usually include like a game

show and then a weird family scene during a holiday.

There's not a lot of innovation.

Although I have to give SNL props.

I know this is really kind of weird that I tell you they were funny.

But in the early part of the show, they did a pre-produced reimagining of Home Alone,

the decades-old McCauley Culkin film.

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