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You know, we were talking about drinking for a little bit in the first hour.

Not a lot. Steve in Kansas City, he checked in. He was enjoying a Mickelope Ultra.

Bended a little elbow right there, right? Eating the wife's leftovers.

Did some Christmas shopping today.

And I was just thinking about drinking and Patrick Mahomes.

Now, here's what I'm thinking about Patrick Mahomes.

I think that he is a lot like a social drinker.

And what I mean by that is he just dabbles with running the football, right?

He just makes timely plays with his legs.

His running ability is very underrated.

He doesn't use it a lot, right?

It's just like a drinker who's socially drinking.

Mahomes is not like a Lamar Jackson-type player where he's running a lot.

He's not doing the equivalent of keg stands, right?

He's not shotgunning beers.

He's a social drinker as a runner.

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