12-20-22 Hour 1 - Biden Christmas Poetry

The Chris Plante Show

WMAL | Cumulus Media Washington

News, Government, Politics

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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In hour 1, Chris talks about the revelation via the Drew Barrymore show, that Joe writes Dr Jill a hand-written poem every Christmas, so we basically just mock that for an hour and its a good bit of fun. For more coverage on the issues that matter to you download the WMAL app, visit WMAL.com or tune in live on WMAL-FM 105.9 from 9:00am-12:00pm Monday-Friday.To join the conversation, check us out on twitter @WMAL and @ChrisPlanteShow See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, is that a pumpkin spice latte?
0:03.2	No, it's the pumpkin spice latte.
0:05.9	Starbucks?
0:06.9	Obviously.
0:07.9	You know, I once got so obsessed with pumpkin spice, I only wore orange for a month.
0:11.3	Ugh, that's nothing.
0:12.6	I once got so obsessed I got a pumpkin shame into my hair.
0:15.0	Oh yeah?
0:16.0	Well, last year I cured outside Starbucks for a week, and my tent was a shape of a pumpkin.
0:19.8	Well, I'm changing my name to pumpkin spicy.
0:24.9	The Starbucks original is back.
0:26.7	Go all out pumpkin spice, subject to availability while stocks last.
0:35.2	We know that President Biden is a huge fan of poetry, but even if you're not, there are
0:39.2	some poems that reach out and grab your heart and pull it your soul.
0:46.2	None of them written by Joe Biden, but there are poems that do that, technically speaking.
0:55.9	I mean, Tuesday and welcome on the glide slope to Christmas, Christmas itself.
1:01.7	And you know, Hanukkah, of course, because it's the holiday season.
1:10.2	It's the happiest time of year, you know, unless you're the target of a corrupt FBI investigation
1:15.5	or something like that, put a damper on things, 87,000 IRS agents in the pipeline coming
1:24.6	to a bank account near you sometime soon.
1:27.9	We could probably use 87,000 new border patrol people, don't you think, rather than IRS,
1:33.1	but that's, you know, the government is not on our side.
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