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Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. All right, yesterday we read an email from a contributor named Ruzba. Yeah. Am I saying that correctly? I think so, yeah. Yeah, and he passed out. Do you think he's Iranian? Is that what you said? I'm not sure. He's a drinker. Maybe not. No, he is a drinker. Wow. If you read this, he's a drinker. But he got a little. All drinkers pass out once in a while. It's called drinking. But he got a little light-handed on a southwest flight from Reagan, D.C.

In Omaha.

That's a direct flight.

I fly that a lot, me and all the lawmakers.

One week ago, today is when it happened.

And he fell down in the aisle, and he wanted to clear up a couple of things here.

I'm 25. I was flying alone. Puss was wondering

why the passengers gave me their snacks and not the aisle donkeys. Was this after he passed

out? Yeah, he said the kind passengers gave him their snacks because he needed some food. It's like,

just get some more aisle donkeys? Well, they did, yeah.

In defense of the donkeys, they did actually give me some extra snacks, along with some water

and juice.

Ironically, I kept the cranberry juice that gave me and used it as a mixer for a vodka

and sprite cranberry.

Somewhere down the road, I also provided me with their own snacks.

The aisle donkeys did a fine job in that flight regarding whether or not

drink service would continue.

They'd already done that before I passed out.

But I was in the way of the front bathroom for most of the passengers.

By the time I gained consciousness, we were over halfway through the flight, and I blocked the bathroom and ended drink service.

No, no, he said had he done that.

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