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We're talking about the rocks, the rocks that you make out of your ashes.

Of your dead bud.

Someone needs to hit a news reporter with one of todd's rock so they can say sorry sorry i just

got hit by a rock that's uh i love that great audio they go to a CNN reporter too actually yeah but

the dildern uh Larry's wife is funny here.

I told her this is how I want my body handled after death.

She laughed, but I sure got a lot of questions about it tonight.

Is it rechargeable?

Does it have multiple strengths and modes?

Is my satisfaction guaranteed?

Do you think it would be awkward or inappropriate to use in front of my new husband?

It would be funny, though, if they made a dildurn out of him but made it bigger than him. You know, I'm going to have a dildurne made out of you, but it has to be, the dilderun is going to be bigger than your wiener was, you know, in real life. This from Patrice, my friend's stepdad's urn was buried in a, or buried, sorry, gosh, in a bottom of a potted tree.

The family was moving, so the tree accidentally got put to the curb.

He's now resting in a landfill.

Oh, man.

Doesn't matter.

He's dead anyway, but still he's laying in a landfill.

That's where his ashes are.

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