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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
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🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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One more thing to piss people off at the airport.
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| 0:53.6 | This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. Todd spent another weekend in warm weather, man. So how was Phoenix? You went and saw your sun. It was a whirlwind. Yeah. What was the temperature? Make it jealous. What was the temperature, man? I think it was like mid-70s. Ah. Like you golf? You golf? Down to 50 overnight. Did you go off? Did not. Because my youngest son was there. He came up from Mexico to hang out with his brother. Todd's son is, the son is Mexican, by the way. He is. How do you get through past the border being Mexican like that? He flew. Okay. Over the wall. Over the wall. |
| 1:28.0 | I got. |
| 1:28.2 | He cleared the wall on an airplane coming out of Mexico City. Yeah, she turned him in. Did you turn him in? And then I saw two really good, you know, like lifelong friends. Oh, cool. And we just hung out. I saw Dad. How's your own man? How's Laird-on, man? He has six more radiation treatments coming up. |
| 1:46.5 | Is he killing them? |
| 1:48.0 | No. Radiation is better than... He seemed pretty good. It's better than chemo. The radiation still... It exhausts you, I guess. Of course it does, yeah. And they do it, you know, over consecutive days. Especially when you're, what, 89? 88. 88, okay. Oh, wait, he will be 88. When's your birthday? Something like that. Okay. Yeah, he'll be 88 coming up. He's 87 now. And then my sister will be there, I guess, next week. Okay. And then he does his thing next week. Six more. And he problems with the flights, because you're always bitching about something on a flight. Oh, no, we left on time and got there a little early. Had to wait for a gate, but I was happy to wait for a gate. Oh, wait for a gate? Oh, because you're already there. Right, because we got there a little early. So, yeah, everything was on time. |
| 2:35.0 | Packed flight? Were you boozing? Mostly packed. But, of course, that means there's, you know, a seat open next to me. Yeah. If it's a nearly full flight, the seat next to me will be open. That's so true. Do you ever look at somebody like, you know it's going to be packed and you see people walking that back? |
| 2:54.6 | You think, That's so true. Do you ever look at somebody like, you know it's going to be packed and you see people walking that back? You're thinking, okay, she could sit here. You're not going to hit on anybody. They're skinny. They're cute. She can sit here and they just keep walking past. Or they go to any other. Or they go to any. Well, they usually go to, I noticed. Girls will go to a seat where it's another girl sitting there. They don't want to sit next to any dude sitting there. That's what I tell myself, at least. Oh, this cute chick's not going to sit... Oh, she just wants to sit by a girl. No, she just don't want to sit by me. Then I got shamed the other day. A couple of weeks ago when I was there for sounding elitist because I was hanging out at the airport lounge. |
| 3:29.6 | Let me tell you how elitist these airport lounges are. |
| 3:33.0 | I don't think they're elitist. |
| 3:34.0 | No, they're not at all because all you have to have is a credit card. |
| 3:37.2 | Right. |
| 3:37.5 | And they give those credit cards to anybody. |
| 3:39.4 | Yeah. |
| 3:40.2 | And there's so many of them. |
| 3:42.9 | I actually have to make a reservation to get in. Because if you were to just walk up, they would say, |
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