It's a great day for love, because this afternoon President Biden signed the Respect for Marriage Act,

which guarantees legal recognition. White House made the signing a big event with drag queens

and attendants on the South Lawn. Well, that's how we should celebrate every new piece of legislation.

I think it is how you celebrate every new piece of legislation.

It's how you celebrate each sunrise and each sunset from what I can tell.

It is today's Democrat Party.

RuPaul is cringing in horror.

I don't really blame RuPaul for this.

RuPaul got it right all these years. You know, a sense of humor.

Shope dressed like a man one day and a woman the next day.

Two jokes.

It was fun. Everybody was having fun.

It was after my lucky charms.

Well, happy Wednesday to you. It's, of course, Humpty. You know what that means in the Clinton household.

Which mansion do you think they're in today, Michael?

Chapacwa.

Is that where their dog was run over the Chapacwa mansion?

Hillary Clinton waking up again, face down in a pool of her own dried vomit.

The secret service standing over her knuckles on hips,

Tisking once again. Yes, sir.

And Bill Clinton, it's his favorite day of the week.

The secret service knows what to expect when Wednesday rolls around in the,

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