KFI AM 640.

Bill Handel here on a Saturday morning.

I'm here until 11 o'clock, followed by Leo Report.

And then comes Neil Savadra with the fork report from 2 to 5.

Mo Kelly tonight, 6 to 8.

And Steve Gregory, unsolved.

Steve's connection to the law enforcement community,

and he looks at unsolved cases, of which, by the way,

the show is helping the cops.

It's pretty interesting.

See, I don't help anybody with the legal profession.

I'm not really good at helping the legal profession, but Steve certainly does help with the cops.

So that's today's lineup. Also, let me give you a number. 1-800-5201534. That is the number to call for legal advice.

1,800 5201534.

And as always, especially when we start the show at 8 o'clock, the lines are generally completely free.

I've got a couple people up, but I need a full board just because of my insecurity.

And so I don't feel like a worm.

See, when you call, I feel validated.

When I tell you you have no case and hang up on you, I feel more validated.

And the more I abuse you and humiliated, the more validated I feel.

We have to start with the phone calls.

800, 5201534, 800, 5201534. And as we get through the rest of the show, even if it's busy when you call, and, you know,

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