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This is the Todd and Tyler Ready Empire.

Tell me again who Sophie Canseller.

Am I saying that anymore? Yeah, she was an author, had a series of books called Shopaholic or something.

It's apparently quite popular.

Hold? 56 or something? Won Would she die from? I believe there was a cancer involved. All right. Let me look. Marble sweats probably, yeah. She died of marble sweats. T&T. Deadpool.com to get your list together. And if you have problems, Lendog's pretty good at getting back to you.

Lendog at Lendog.com, if there's this, you want to change your name or something like that.

Yeah, British author, best known for 2000 novel Confessions of a Shopaholic,

diagnosed with a quote-unquote aggressive form of glioblastoma brain cancer in 2022.

Any hits?

Yeah, we announced earlier this morning like eight. Oh, we did.

Like eight of them, I think.

And no effect on the leaderboard.

Still seven hits for Chodey McChodeface in first place.

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