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slash best of the year. Am I looking at, is that picture real of the, because the story's real, but

are you sure?

It shows a raccoon drunk at a liquor store.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Flat beside the toilet and the liquor store bathroom.

Flat straight out, like gin sanity except for not on the back.

Is that what they call that when they lay out straight ahead yeah front legs out in front back legs stretch out behind that's a

splute that is a classic sploot yeah it's the uh reverse gin sanity Todd was on this no you're on your

face no he was on his face yeah yeah you did. So this, these raccoons broke into a

liquor store, correct? Just one. We talked about, we talked about raccoons getting drunk all the time, you know. We talked about, uh, and I'm reading more and more, and maybe it just comes in a news feed often, but, uh, monkeys. Monkeys will eat the equivalent of a couple of alcoholic drinks a day from fermented fruit.

And they've been doing this for a long time apparently, like since fruit started to ferment.

Well, that's what the raccoons probably do, too, where there are in dumpsters and a fish.

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