12/10 5-3 At the CARWASH!
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Todd n Tyler
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🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Todd had to assert his dominance!
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| 0:00.0 | Tis the season to save at Woodhouse Cadillac. |
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| 0:27.2 | Offer expires December 31st, 2025. |
| 0:29.1 | See Dealer for details. Sex, drugs, rock and roll and general jackassery. |
| 0:45.4 | This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:48.1 | So yesterday it was required that everybody in town, at least in the town I live, get their car washed because it was warm. |
| 0:55.1 | And your cars are all filthy. |
| 0:56.9 | So everybody's at the car wash. |
| 0:59.2 | And usually it's nice and orderly. |
| 1:01.5 | There's three lines and you all alternate to get in. |
| 1:05.5 | And some lady in a beaicless saber tries to cut me off. |
| 1:10.0 | So you paid for yours for, I'm not sure which way you go, but, so it was your turn through the line. It was. She went right behind the guy in front of her hand. She tried to jump me and I put my truck about a millimeter from her brumper saying, my truck's bigger than your LaSaber and I have more insurance than you and I just gave her a glare and she let me go |
| 1:28.9 | because she should it was my turn I see people getting better at the zipper merging which you know |
| 1:35.3 | it is encouraging because it really isn't that difficult and people can learn how to do this better if |
| 1:41.8 | everybody just went to the ski hill more often because if everybody |
| 1:45.6 | zippered right yeah they know on the at the ski hill how to alternate you go somebody else |
| 1:51.5 | have a line go you just you take turns yeah it's really easy i don't it's ever going to happen |
| 1:56.8 | full in the highway i think people should do it but they're not. It really makes everything flow. |
| 2:01.6 | People don't know how to merge. You don't do anything right now, you know. Well, that's because people are selfish. Yep. You know, they want to get over and, oh, jump this guy and get one car ahead. You're still going the same speed, and you're not going to get anywhere faster. And you end up past them later on anyway. But Todd, that guy's got somewhere to be. |
| 2:19.4 | He's got things to do. going to get anywhere faster. Then you end up patch him later on anyway. But Todd, that guy's |
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