12/09/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #134

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 18.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2013

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Comedian, writer, and friend of the podcast Mick Betancourt calls in

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Recorded live on 12/09/2013.

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0:29.4	go to Joey Diaz.net and click on the DollarShaveClub.
0:34.4	Kick that motherfucka-leaf, oh shit, oh shit Monday December 9th, the devil was buried
0:50.2	at sea.
0:51.2	It's a beautiful day to be alive, wash your pussy, clean your toes, eat some oatmeal, do
0:56.2	some jumping jacks, pushups, whatever the fuck you need to do.
0:59.7	It's going down motherfuckers, crank that motherfucka-leaf, oh shit.
1:07.6	Are you fucking kidding me or what?
1:14.4	He's rising, he's rising cock sucker just like you rising from the dead like Jesus on
1:20.2	the third day, fuck the Jews, I'm going to come back bitch.
1:27.2	Oh shit, it's that time, here we go, right in, right in, what?
1:42.2	This is one of the baddest fucking jams you'll ever put on.
1:47.7	Here you go motherfuckers, there's your thing right here.
1:58.9	This is the killer right here, this is the fucking guitar, this is brilliantly.
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