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And now, from the mayor's office above the boat house, on the east shore of Spoon Lake.

It's garage logic, with work-on production, grace-reverse director of social media, John Hyde in the newsroom, and occasionally Kenny from the Krabby coffee shop.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner, and keeper of crime sense, the only mayor, Joe Sushiman.

You're telling me that number 41 is on a train now headed to college station Texas?

Yes, the family has boarded the train. He is locked and loaded and ready to go, and I think that's kind of neat.

There'll be one more of these, and that's Carter. And then we're alone. We're done.

We will have seen the last of the so-called greatest generation.

Do you think?

Okay, we don't know who potentially would go next, but it just-

It will. No, after Carter, they won't be as ornate.

No, I'm saying-

They'll still be special.

But I'm saying Carter, Navy, World War II, not dissimilar to Bush. That's what I meant.

Okay, so Truman, military reserves, but Franklin, Delano Roosevelt said he was too old.

He wanted him to remain around.

Eisenhower, well, of course, you're general.

Nixon, verify Nixon's service, please.

JFK of PT 109.

I know he was never president. Would dull get this kind of a send-off?

Had he been president?

Okay.

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