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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

12-04-25 - Emailer Is Having His Gallbladder Removed Today - Environmentalists Rant Against Michael Jordan For Renting Huge Yacht - Taliban Has Some Good Ideas Like Filling Stadiums For Vengeance Killings And We Wonder If There's Concessions

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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12-04-25 - Emailer Is Having His Gallbladder Removed Today - Environmentalists Rant Against Michael Jordan For Renting Huge Yacht - Taliban Has Some Good Ideas Like Filling Stadiums For Vengeance Killings And We Wonder If There's Concessions

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0:00.0

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0:03.6

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1:12.9

Holmberg's morning sickness.

1:15.2

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

1:15.6

98.

1:17.2

What the hell it's wrong with you?

1:19.8

KU.P.D.

1:21.2

Thank you, Miles to nowhere.

1:23.5

Oh, Katie and the Hobbs, how we will miss you.

1:29.2

If Thomas James Band doesn't have an awesome opening song, The Bar Set So High by Katie and the Hobbs that we hope

1:31.1

that are champions for next year,

1:33.2

Thomas James Band, who also, by the way, told me

1:35.1

they've already got the song written and finished.

1:38.7

They were confident.

1:40.0

They seemed pretty good.

1:41.6

And I liked what they were doing.

1:43.1

So let's see if it, let's hope it fits. Let's hope it fits. I'm going back and forth with a guy named Jason Schwartz, who we were, he emails a lot. He's very funny guy. And he said he used to put magnets up against the TV when he was a kid. Mess up the screen. Screw up the screen as dad would lose mine. because I was used to do, like I said, I would take the turntable and roll it backwards a lot and make the backwards sounds. And I remember doing that too. And Dan was none too pleased because I was too stupid to realize I was probably going to break it if I kept doing that. I did it right in front of him. Dad, watch this. and you put the magnet up against the old TV and the whole screen would start to wiggle and wobble and move and turn green. What the hell are you doing? Huh? Look, it's cool. Stop it! You're going to break it, you moron. But it did. I'm just scared out of it. What do you have? Marcy, no more goddamn magnets. He's too stupid. And then I started to notice the magnets were way high up on the fridge. Couldn't get them. They were freezer magnets now. Can't reach all the magnets because it's stupid. You put them up against the TV. We're going to lose the Magnovox. And how dare you have a Magnavox? Basically says Magnet on it. It's begging for it. Morons. A couple emails. Guy says, I'm entering the Brady World this morning. I have to have my gallbladder removed. F. My Life, signed T-Van. That's not so bad. Gallbladder. That's probably an easy one, isn't it? I know it's no fun to have my gallbladder removed. F my life, sign T-van. That's not so bad. Gullbladder.

3:08.1

That's probably an easy one, isn't it? I know it's no fun to have stuff removed, but, I mean,

3:14.0

kidney versus gallbladder. Or, you know, appendix. Brady's seeing you kind of like as a pussy

3:18.3

for complaining about that to him because kidney, kidney, it's like if you were playing.

3:22.9

Unless your gallbladder seven and a half pounds, then that's a big gallbladder. Still, come on. Rock paper scissors. They don't ever go, well, we're going to have to do dialysis. Your gallbladder comes out and you're like, what was that for? It's like, we don't even know. Bile or something, I don't know. Rock paper, scissors of organs, kidney smash his gallbladder. Complete winner on that one.

3:41.3

So Brady's got a cooler surgery than that.

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