All right, here we go. Handle on the law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

Okay, another Florida case. Ah, this one is absolutely delightful.

All right, Caleb Phillips, 46 years old, was arrested on failure to appear.

And this happened to be a failure to appear on a DUI charge.

He was released because obviously I'm not going to keep people with no bail on a DUI,

and it's told to come back, or he's not

kept on a no bail.

So, you know, he gives bail, and when you, you know, write a check for bail or you put up bail,

you have to come back at a certain date.

And if you don't, there's a warrant issued for your arrest, and that's what happened.

So they pick him up.

And they, he now goes into jail.

And what they do in jail is they change, of course, you get into a jail suit.

They take your clothes and they put in a bag, put it away, and you get into jail attire.

Now, here's what ended up happening.

They found in his underwear, the corrections officer, found in his underwear, a small vial

containing methamphetamine, and I'm reading the report, under his penis.

And he denied ownership completely unsure of how that package got in his underwear

now the corrections officer noticed as he came into prison that his junk if you will

normally it just sits there and his junk was flopping so rapidly

that you could see the fabric sort of going up and down sideways and sideways at a very rapid rate.

Aha! There's something here. Yep, methamphetamine right under the penis.

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