All right, well we get into a very interesting sprite commercial that Drew's never seen.

We dig up some of the old emails from my book editor about gouging the elderly, I drew I would I was your crowd of

thorns strangely enough it's it's more of a hair sweater uh...

but you're dumbfounded when you hear the content of this email, I think they're kidding.

You're flummox.

My brain can't accept it.

So I try to make it into them being funny.

Right. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, yeah.

Be prepared to be wowed everyone.

Literally.

Wow.

That's the only possible response.

I do, and thankfully there's a part of me that finds all this endlessly amusing.

Thankfully. Otherwise I don't have to kill myself, right?

All right, first Life Lock, remain vigilant and take precautions this upcoming Black Friday.

Cyber criminals try to exploit the retail feeding frenzy.

Be aware of holiday scams and malicious cyber campaigns when browsing or shopping online.

It's important to understand how cyber crime is affecting lives.

I'm telling you, are lazy everyone always goes

hey what do you mean they're lazy they would rather rip you off

sitting in their room in China or Russia or or Indiana then go climb a fence and maybe get shot in the butt with a shotgun.

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