119: The Art of Picking A Fight | Ear Biscuits Ep. 119

Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link

Rhett & Link

Comedy

4.9 • 24.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Rhett & Link dig into their own stories about time they've picked a fight with someone, and go into the Mythical Mail Bag to see what sorts of scraps listeners have found or almost found themselves in as well on this week's Ear Biscuits. Follow This Is Mythical: Facebook: http://facebook.com/ThisIsMythical Instagram: http://instagram.com/ThisIsMythical Twitter: http://twitter.com/ThisIsMythical Other Mythical Channels: Good Mythical Morning: https://www.youtube.com/user/rhettandlink2 Good Mythical MORE: https://youtube.com/user/rhettandlink3 Rhett & Link: https://youtube.com/rhettandlink Hosted By: Rhett & Link Executive Producer: Stevie Wynne Levine Managing Producer: Cody D'Ambrosio Production Manager: Jacob Moncrief Technical Director: Meggie Malloy Editor: Meggie Malloy & Ty Schmieder Graphics: Matthew Dwyer Set Design/Construction: Cassie Cobb Content Manager: Becca Canote Logo Design: Carra Sykes To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Earbiscuits. I am Rhett. And I am Link today at the round table of dim lighting.
0:10.0	We're going to fight. No, we're going to discuss fights. We're going to pick some fights. We're
0:16.1	going to resolve some fights. We're going to discuss all things related to conflict. And not all
0:23.2	things. Yeah, that's just very broad, a comprehensive promise. Well, I made a very broad promise and
0:29.5	I want to retract it. You know my motto, don't be comprehensive. Yeah, just be apprehensive. I say
0:36.3	that all the time. I'm very, I'm comprehensively apprehensive, but we're going to talk about
0:43.2	some ridiculous arguments that you mythical beasts have gotten into. And I think we can help solve.
0:51.4	Yeah, we're going to solve some of these riddles and bring some stasis to some relationships.
0:58.1	Now, there will not be comprehensive solutions. No, there will be specific solutions to your
1:03.2	situation. But let me tell you right now, I can say this factually, confidently and thoroughly
1:09.6	that we will be giving you solid answers that are morally respectable, easy to act on.
1:17.2	And if you do not follow our advice, that is your problem. I'm not going to, I'm, I backed off a
1:22.4	little bit. I was going to say that you are responsible for your own actions. But that's true anyway.
1:30.3	Sometimes just talking about the specific conflict and acknowledging this existence
1:36.4	makes the elephant disappear. And in the least, we'll do that. But where does the elephant go?
1:42.1	I'm sure it disappears. The backyard still got to feed that elephant. I eat a lot. Is it pink?
1:47.6	I'm confused. The pink elephant is different than the elephant in the room. The elephant in
1:52.8	the room is never pink. What about the one with memory? That's different. That's all of them.
1:58.7	Oh, there's so many different elephant tropes. You know, I bet there's more.
2:07.9	There's the circus elephant, circus peanuts, elephant. I don't know what that one is.
2:13.3	Yeah, I don't understand. You get paid in peanuts. So we're going to get into the deep into some
2:19.5	conflict. Maybe share some of our own conflicts with each other and with our family.
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