119: Thanksgiving But Everything Is Jello

The Broski Report with Brittany Broski

Brittany Broski & Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv

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🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski addresses some recent rumors, shares her Thanksgiving invite list, and researches gelatinous food.

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ACLU – https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/protesters-rights
Immigrant Defense Project – https://www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/raids-toolkit
Freedom for Immigrants – https://www.freedomforimmigrants.org/resources
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CREDIBLE RESOURCES TO HELP FREE PALESTINE:
Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/
UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-trauma
Doctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org
World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/
World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/
Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/

IG ACCOUNTS FOR A FREE PALESTINE:
@eye.on.palestine
@aljazeeraenglish
@palestinianyouthmovement
@byplestia
@motaz_azaiza
@impact

LGBTQ+ RESOURCES:
https://Translifeline.org
https://Glaad.org
https://Pflag.org
https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

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https://heyjane.com

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Song of The Week:
Midnight Sun by Zara Larson

CHAPTERS:
0:00 – Intro
1:10 – Addressing the Rumors
2:55 – New Merch
4:43 – Paul Mescal
6:32 – Drink of the Day
7:40 – Astronomy
11:22 – Internet Search Engines
12:02 – Astronomy Cont.
12:31 – Viral Video
13:39 – Astronomy Cont.
18:43 – Thanksgiving
48:57 – Gelatinous Food
59:33 – Outro

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0:00.0	This episode of The Brosky Report is brought to you by Etsy.
0:03.1	Shop my collection of favorite holiday gifts that will make everyone on your list feel seen.
0:13.3	Direct from the Brosky Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California.
0:17.8	This is The Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Brozky.
0:22.7	I am a man of constant sorrow. I've seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised. The place where he was born and raised.
0:56.7	Hey, guys.
0:59.8	The first Thanksgiving.
1:03.4	Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving.
1:07.5	Guys.
1:10.7	Welcome back to the Brocery Park, starring me, your host, Chris Martin's girlfriend.
1:14.9	What the fuck? Hey, real question, what the fuck? How about that, though? How about that? Bitch, I had my du moi debut. My duksmois debut. What the fuck? How about I was scrolling
1:31.8	on Instagram. I was on the turlet. I was on the toilet. scrolling IG. And that shit had popped
1:37.3	up and I said, oh! What the fuck? I was like, that's surely me. And you want to know something? At first,
1:43.6	I was like, I got a-. And you want to know something? At first, I was like, I got A-I'd.
1:46.4	I had gotten A-I'd.
1:48.9	They put some other photo of Chris M. and Brittany B,
1:53.8	and they had kind of, you know, cut and pasted.
1:57.5	And then I realized, hey, maybe we had been leaving the Tame and Paul concert at the same time.
2:03.0	And first of all, I didn't even realize that was Christopher Martin, one of the top five white boys of all time.
2:09.0	Coldplay?
2:10.3	Thank you for writing yellow.
2:11.5	Thank you for Viva LaVita and thank you for Paradise.
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