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🗓️ 17 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Well, God, I have not really talked to people yet today, and we're about to film this shit. It's going to be great. Yeah. I've got this on airplane mode. I just have it for my, for my iceberg lettuce. Good. You just got to hit your, your ginch and impact gotchas of the day. It's Uma Musame. It's a sports game, and I would thank you. It's Uma Musame, dude. What kind of sport? The horse racing. |
| 0:24.0 | Is it batches of the day. It's umamusame. It's a sports game and I would thank you. It's umamusame, dude. |
| 0:22.3 | What kind of sport? |
| 0:23.3 | Horse racing. Is it like the, the, the horses with a human? Yeah. You know what it is. |
| 0:30.8 | Absolutely. You're right. I know exactly what that is. Umamusame. Yeah. Okay. That's on the app store. |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah. Yeah. No's on the app store? Yeah. |
| 0:40.2 | No, you gotta |
| 0:41.3 | download a special packet |
| 0:43.2 | for the iPhone. |
| 0:44.2 | They don't want you to have this shit on there. |
| 0:47.5 | They don't want you to have this. |
| 0:51.0 | Doctors hate when you have this. |
| 0:53.9 | Hi, welcome to smogmouth upas. And I'm Damien Haas. And joining us today is Ian Hecox. |
| 1:00.9 | Hello, I'm Ian Hecox. Uh, I don't know if we kept it in or not, but we just talked about many things in the span of two minutes. |
| 1:08.9 | Yeah, we talked about bee. We all we found out, you found out what beeswax is. Dude, well, so, no, sorry. I found out how beeswax is made. You found out what beeswax is. I'm back by finding out how it's made, you also find out what it is. So for those at home who aren't up to date on bees, you know, new update just dropped. I thought beeswax was fired out of the honey hole or whatever. Like, I thought bees just sort of pooped it out like they did with honey. Yeah. Turns out they flake it off in scales. Interesting. It comes out of their ears. So it's like bee dandruff. That's worse, I think, to say. That's what it kind of is. That kind of sucks. Yeah, but it's like, it's flaking off of them. Or dragon scales. But it's not like they're like, they're not like molting and then it like becomes. No, they like fire off specific scales. There's like six or seven on their body at a time and then it plops off. Does it hurt for their house? I don't know. We need to ask a B. |
| 2:07.2 | All right. The one in apartment 23. |
| 2:09.2 | Oh, dude! But how can you trust her? Okay, that's a joke only millennials. Like a couple people will get it. |
| 2:19.1 | I feel like nobody actually watched that show, |
| 2:22.0 | but everyone talked about it because they're like, |
| 2:23.9 | don't trust the be an apartment 23 is the name of your show. |
| 2:27.4 | I think it lasted for like half a season. |
| 2:29.2 | But in L.A., there was billboards everywhere for it, |
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