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Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

119: My Old Man With Sarah Chalke

Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Tv Reviews, Tv & Film

4.822.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the big three are all visited by their parents, causing a wave of regression among the young doctors. In the real world, the big three are back in action, as Sarah Chalke joins Zach and Donald for another trip down memory lane.

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0:00.0

I was going to ask you if you think I can pull off a headband.

0:04.4

Yeah, but that's not a headband. That's like a, that's like a rap. No, it's a thick. Well, it's not a wrap. It's a, I have long hair now. And before you judge, it's not like a do rag. What are you laughing at? You press record? Yes. Okay. It's not a du rag. I didn't think it was a du rag.

0:24.3

It looks more like a, like, you know, when

0:27.8

young ladies go out, but they haven't got their hair did. Right. They put something over it.

0:33.8

Not necessarily a du rag, but like a, it's something that keeps the hair back tight and everything like that. Yeah. Or what ladies are taking off their makeup and they put this to keep their hair off their face? Yes, it looks like that. I'm not saying, now I'm not saying it's just made for ladies. I'm sure it was made for working out. I don't know. Right now your face is pulled so far back that you look like you might have gotten a little Botox in it. That's how I was told. No, I'll be the first to admit that I'm not sure if I can pull it off. You never, you ever buy something and you're auditioning how you feel about it? No, I don't have the luxury of doing that. I try that shit on at the store. Well, it's a headband. Probably costs eight bucks. But I'm trying out to see if I, because I have long hair now. I haven't had a haircut in a very long time.

1:13.9

My hair is always in my face. Well, it's a headband. It probably costs $8. But I'm trying out to see if I, because I have long hair now.

1:12.7

I haven't had a haircut in a very long time.

1:13.9

My hair is always in my face. Here's a problem. I usually rock a baseball hat. I'm trying to shake it up. But I don't know that it's working, especially with all this judgment. I don't know if it's going to stay around. Here's a problem with, you know, getting things in the mail and stuff like that,

1:28.3

trying things on and you got to send it back. And sending it back takes way more effort

1:34.3

than it would if you just went to the store and you tried it on at the store. You got to go to

1:39.3

the freaking post office or the wherever you get, wherever you send stuff out you got to get a box it has to

1:46.7

get weighed there's so many things that come i would prefer if i was going to get something like that

1:52.6

right to not have to return it so therefore i would have stayed i mean you like it so it's all good

1:59.2

but if you didn't like it it it would have been a pain in the ass for you to take that. Well, I hear what you're saying about more expensive things. I wouldn't have returned this tiny piece of cloth. I would have handed it off to my girlfriend and said, use this for your makeup. I don't know. But I'm trying it out. Because, listen, I'm working out, as know and my hair is everywhere my hair is very long

2:19.8

so I'm trying to get it off off

2:21.3

you know out of my way

2:23.0

it looks good

2:25.3

I'm not gonna lie to you

2:27.2

I don't I feel I'm not gonna lie to you

2:29.4

it looks good it makes you look so much younger

2:31.6

I feel your judgment so you're saying

2:33.8

I feel like you're saying it's pulling my skin back like Botox?

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